Questions about school? Space? Life in general? Ask Askolotl!
Askolotl is a very old, very wise axolotl who knows many, many things. Askolotl (they/them) was once an eldritch god, now reincarnated into the lovable pink amphibian we know and adore today. (Legends say they shed their dark and scary shell after they were banished by Bo Burnham into the abyss, and evolved into their present form over millennia.)
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What can I do if a teacher does something that I think is wrong? (Andrew) Dear Andrew, That’s a tough…
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Jan 24
Questions about school? Space? Life in general? Ask Askolotl! Askolotl is a very old, very wise axolotl who knows many,…
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Dec 8
Why are buses dropping us off at the back gate in the mornings? From: Wasabi Pasta Dear Wasabi Pasta, You’re…
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Dec 8
I’ve been feeling extremely stressed recently and sometimes I feel like I’m on the verge of a breakdown. I’ve considered…
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Nov 8
I have a friend that keeps calling me dumb and it’s getting to my head. What should I do? I’ve…
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Oct 25
Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sounds of space battles? From: Confused Dear Confused, That’s an…
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Oct 11
Why did ice tea get removed from the cafeteria? From: William Dear William, Thank you for your question! I’m sure…
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Oct 11
Help! I am a junior and I feel that my classes are too stressful. I am taking 5 APs, and…
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Oct 3
What’s up with the Delta variant? From: Paranoid Dear Paranoid, The Delta variant is the most infectious version of the…
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Oct 3
