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Questions about school? Space? Life in general? Ask Askolotl! Askolotl is a very old, very wise axolotl who knows many many things. Go to Askolotl for questions! Askolotl (they/them) was once an eldritch god, now reincarnated into the lovable pink … Continue reading What is Askolotl?
She came into my life when I was at my lowest, made me feel whole again. Somewhere along the way, I fell for her. I’m sorry, I love her. I didn’t even get the chance to confess, my actions said it all. And then she left, leaving me more broken than before.The one who fixed me just had to be the one to break me again. how am i supposed to get over her? From: city lights Dear city lights, I hear you. Although amphibians aren’t humans, I hear how much you’re hurting. It’s like she found you when you … Continue reading Askolotl Answers: Getting over a relationship that never was
How do I hide a 60kg chicken in the back of my car From: D4vd Hey D4vd! Well, as an old askolotl from the deepest floor of the ocean, though I don’t know much about why you would do that, I’ve thought of a great method in your top-secret mission in hiding a 60kg chicken! Follow these steps, and your delicious chicken will be COMPLETELY invisible. Phase 1: Pre-Transport Packaging First, DITCH THE EVIDENCE! Those flimsy supermarket bags are a dead giveaway. They rustle and squeak with no pattern. AND they leak, AND they scream “I have something suspicious here!” You … Continue reading Askolotl Answers: Hiding a 60kg chicken
What do u think abt Dulwich? ^^ (asking this as a Dulwich student, I EXPECT A RLLY GOOFY ANSWER HAHAH). Have a nice day, whoever is behind the askotol acc <3 we love u From: Octopus Dear Octopus, Thank you for your question and your blessing. However, there is nothing behind me other than millennia of wisdom and wit. The only reason I am never seen is that I reside at the bottom of the Huangpu River, where I have secret ways of knowing all current events (no pun intended). I swim out only when called upon by curious beings! … Continue reading Askolotl Answers: Opinions on Dulwich?
By Mimi Yao A symphony of celebratory clinks fill the restaurant. Meanwhile, alone in the office, Ma Meng Chen sits hunched over a plastic container of takeout noodles. This was not the first time she had turned down her colleagues’ dinner invitations, nor would it be the last. As a member of the Hui（回族）, a predominantly Muslim ethnic minority in China, Ma follows the religious practice of abstaining from pork. Her life is a careful balancing act between adhering to the religious customs of Hui culture and conforming to mainstream social norms, which makes the question of whether to attend … Continue reading Searching for Identity in Yunnan’s Nascent AI Industry
By Mimi Yao Since becoming an eagle in 2018, Mr. Crachiolo has worn many hats: English 9, AP Lang, and IB Global Politics teacher; Link Crew advisor this school year; and, affectionately, “Mr. C.” Less well known are his former role as the Grade 9 Head of Year and his previous teaching career at the international department of Huashi Fuzhong (华师附中) in Guangzhou. In this interview, Mr. C reflects on the decisions that have shaped his career in education, both at SAS and beyond. For the previous three years, Mr. C has welcomed freshmen as Grade 9 Head of Year, … Continue reading Teacher Profiles: Michael Crachiolo
By Gina Lin The sound comes first—the young American college student yells at the person sitting across her, in attempt to refute his argument in their “debate.” Their words tumble over each other, sharp, fast, incomprehensible. The sound is loud enough to drown out the meaning. I reach to turn down my volume of the TikTok. In my apartment, it’s quiet. The sort of quiet that almost has texture, like the air holding its breath. Outside my window, the lights of Shanghai blink in coded Morse—millions of lives moving at once, each operating at their own private volumes. The autumn … Continue reading Between Frequencies
By Nicole Lu It’s no secret that the presence of some groups is stronger than others, especially given the vast number of student groups and associations we have here at SAS. Rumors and complaints about the perceived lack of impact of clubs and committees run amok among staff and students. Yet, underneath these murmurs seems to lie a genuine curiosity about what people actually do. At the root of the curiosity lies student councils which have always seemed a figment of a sort. They seem to exist in some invisible dimension, using big names and having big expectations and fulfilling … Continue reading Student Collectives: An Exploration of CAC
How do I get a hot senator of Naboo (Padme) to like me and marry me (I’m 9 and she’s 14 btw) From: Ani Dear Ani, My, my! I can feel your passion — it burns brighter than twin suns over Tatooine. Don’t let anyone dismiss your feelings as “puppy love.” Many great tragedies have begun with less! Now, my years of galactic experience tell me this journey won’t be easy. First, you must pray to the Force for the glimmering locks and piercing blue eyes of my homie Hayden Christensen. Once so blessed, you must train diligently in the … Continue reading Askolotl Answers: Delulu Fantasies
By Jeffery Du Running is more than just a form of exercise—it’s a tool for improving both mind and body. Beyond boosting physical health, running reduces stress, enhances sleep, and sharpens cognitive function. At our school, where grades, tests, and sleep schedules often dominate students’ lives, running can be a surprisingly simple way to tackle these challenges. Stress Relief Through Movement Academic pressures can leave student feeling overwhelmed. However, running triggers the release of endorphins, hormones that elevate mood and reduce stress and anxiety. A short run between classes or after school can help clear your mind and provide a much-needed … Continue reading Run, Folks, Run: The Benefits of Running for Students
By Chun Yuan Ong Amid the buzz over the schedule change, few noticed the update to our Varsity sports training. When the coaches announced that practices would no longer take place on Mondays but on Saturdays, reactions ranged from excitement to hesitation. Intended to reduce conflicts with performing arts and other ASA activities, this change has now been in effect for an entire sports season. So, how do athletes feel about losing a weekend morning but gaining a free Monday? For some, the adjustment has been beneficial. A volleyball player who is also active in Model United Nations shared that … Continue reading The New Training Plan—Voices of the Athletes