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She came into my life when I was at my lowest, made me feel whole again. Somewhere along the way,…
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Dec 8
How do I hide a 60kg chicken in the back of my car From: D4vd Hey D4vd! Well, as an…
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Dec 2
What do u think abt Dulwich? ^^ (asking this as a Dulwich student, I EXPECT A RLLY GOOFY ANSWER HAHAH).…
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Dec 1
How do I get a hot senator of Naboo (Padme) to like me and marry me (I’m 9 and she’s…
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Oct 15
Is cereal a soup? From: vari Dear vari, I know many things, but this question has haunted me for quite…
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Oct 15
I have been having trouble sleeping lately with all the assignments and studying, and it’s affecting my concentration in class…
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Dec 7
It’s the day before the ED deadline and I don’t even know if I would be happy at that school…
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Oct 31
I’ve had a crush on this guy for a while, and I kind of want to send him an anonymous…
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Feb 12
I can feel the senioritis setting in. How do I stay motivated when I’ve already gotten into college? From, Elderly…
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May 16
I just started a relationship with a girl who seems way out my league. She says she likes me but…
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