By Katelyn Lu Recent weeks have been PET-icularly rough for SAS students. Some are battling spring allergies while others are FELINE the stress of exam season setting in. PURR-haps, it’s time for a bit of de-stressing to untangle the chaos. PURR-haps, it’s time to meet some Teacher’s pets! The Teacher: Mr. HarrisThe Cat: Gatuno (cat in Spanish)/ catCat’s age: 8Cat’s birthday: “No idea”Cat-BTI Personality: INTJCat’s Hobbies: “Annoying my wife” Fun Facts: The Teacher: Ms. TrnkaThe Cat: Chairman Meow (we love a good pun)Cat’s age: 10Cat’s birthday: May 21st, 2016Cat-BTI Personality: INFJ (very organized—once opened up the KFC bag to get … Continue reading The Real Teacher’s Pets: Cat Edition

By Katelyn Lu After months of investigation, Pudong Press and the Cuddles Intelligence Agency (CIA) have made a breakthrough discovery. Teachers across SASPD share a common weakness: their attachment to their pets. The following are profiles of the 5 furry suspects, containing data from various observational studies, MBTI personality tests, and surveys. Caution ⚠️ The following photos may contain dangerous levels of adorableness. Suspect #1. Pancake Owner: Ms. Peggy Age: 6 years Birthday: August 6, 2020 MBTI Personality: Includes SF (Sensing and Feeling) Hobbies: Being around people Fun Facts: She likes only 1 type of toy—her fabric crocodile with a … Continue reading Who are the Real Teachers’ Pets?