To the Tyranny of the Arts
By Cynthia Wang Why would you ever want to play an instrument? First of all, craning your neck over a violin 24/7 will surely perpetrate some severe spinal disease. Also, blowing into a tube is just a waste of time and saliva. Those band students must be constantly oxygen-deprived – their lifespan no doubt shortening significantly. Every time I pass by those jail cells called “Music Rooms,” my ears implode. The blood-curdling screeches echoing down the choir hallway, accompanied by the twig-waving terrorist’s screams of bloody murder, just serve to ruin my day and shatter my youthful glee. Don’t even … Continue reading To the Tyranny of the Arts
